I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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