Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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