WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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