Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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