in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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