"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
tell me about the fingering
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