I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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