return my video game
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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