Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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