At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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