well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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