I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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