I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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