he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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