Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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