SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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