Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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