Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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