Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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