You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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