Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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