But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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