she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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