Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
as a side note pls kill me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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