Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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