I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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