So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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