You really coming over, don't trick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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