That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
pray to the hookup gods
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