I'm drive I can fine osifer
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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