Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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