thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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