she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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