My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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