I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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