btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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