I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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