soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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