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• (925): View more from California

  GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.

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  Wtf it's a Friday night?

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  PRIORITIZE.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.

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• (646): View more from New York

  We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.

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• (559): View more from California

  Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!

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