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• (480): View more from Arizona

  p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out

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  so is it as big as he says?

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  he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist

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• (415): View more from California

  I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join

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• (409): View more from Texas

  The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Two words: blizzard sex

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later

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