Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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