I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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