I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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