There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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