bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.