Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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