You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today