Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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