put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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