I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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