problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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