yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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