I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize