Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
did you just send me my own nude
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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