Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize