I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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