??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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