their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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