I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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