Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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