READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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